Thursday, 15 March 2018

Brad

So I'm in the the uni library doing my thing ... I glance at my phone to see what's playing ... It's 'Bad Attraction' by Brad Sucks.
Brad knows what's up 

The title of the album is "I don't know what I'm doing" and as I read the album name, two things come to mind;

1. Did Brad go to UNSW and do the Bachelor of Computational Design
2. My morning coffee didn't have any syrup in it which means Jorge (Hor-Haay) forgot to place it and still charged me the extra 50 cents ... Jorge you're an asshole and don't even use inflation as an excuse when I confront you with this tomorrow morning, coz aint nobody got time fo dat.

For those of you that are wondering ... my baristas name isn't Jorge (Hor-Haay) I just call him Hor-Haay because he looks Mexican and has an accent that isn't Aussie or Asian ... furthermore if you're gonna call me racist, fuck you I get stereo typed all the time because apparently ASIANS cannot listen to Black Sabbath or play the lead role in Braveheart ... and now I'm hungry *facepalm*

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