One of these things is not like the other

Do you ever see those people walking the streets wearing those surgical masks ... Yeah me too. My brother works with one of these people and he asked "hey Michelle, why do you wear that"? Michelle responds with "so I don't breathe in the pollution".

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Michelle I don't know you but for some reason I don't feel that you're too bright ... It's true life does have its challenges but I think your challenge is different to this. Those surgical masks barely keep out germs and are meant for dust or blood sprays .... NOT POLLUTION. It's like this one guy (not naming him) I knew during my time in Canada ... He said that he couldn't eat pork because he is allergic to it ... "So why are you eating that bacon" I say to which he replied "Bacon isn't pork mang ..." *facepalm*. Sometimes I think of death and that time was definitely one of them ... but in the spirit of diplomacy I kept my mouth shut and proceeded to enjoy my NOT PORK BACON.

Don't get me wrong ... I do enjoy life, and if you say I don't I am one chubby mufuka which should be the indication that I LOVE food ... food is life and here are the materials for my ARCH class.

 

 

 

Side note: I don't think there's anything wrong with wearing thongs ... I mean you don't see me shitting on anyone that takes those selfies with a duckface only Melanie Griffith would be proud of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯