Premium Spotify (Obviously non ARCH related)

So just a quick post while I sit here doing my work for every damn subject ... to those literal people out there ... I don't mean I am simultaneously doing all works, I am speaking from a figurative stand point. So as my people say ... Stop being an asshole and stop judging me or I will start calling you 'Stacey' regardless of your gender.

So I have recently purchased Spotify Premium ... only because I got it as a student discount which so far is the second positive I have gotten out of UNSW "thus far". The first positive is that I don't have to listen to those GOD AWFUL SPOTIFY ADS that seem to always play right before they actually play the ad and then after the ad ... well played spotify ... well played. I think there should be a button that you can press that says "you're not fooling me Spotify" and then get an award or some food ... specifically a Beef Kebab with lettuce, onions, Tabbouleh and Garlic Sauce.

I hope Spotify reads this not for praise but more for this next question;

WHY DO YOU CYCLE NICKELBACK IN YOUR PLAYLISTS ... STOP IT IMMEDIATELY?! I ALREADY PRESSED THE THUMBS DOWN BUTTON AND THEY ARE STILL IN MY FUCKING CRANIUM!!! If there was ever a way to get me to clear an area it would definitely be a nickelback song ... sorry to insult all the musicians by refering to anything that nickelback does to be a 'song'.

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Wait wait wait ... is that why you cycle nickelback on your playlists, so that people like me will choose to skip the song?! Is that why you only put on nickelback when I'm out of skips .... whooooooaaaaaa well fuckin played Spotify you piece of Llama shit ... TAKE MY MONEY!!!

For all two of you that are reading this post, I apologise and would like to offer this potato as a consolation ... the potato ... a participation award of the internet era.